2 definitions by Panties Stang
TAD is derived from ancient Guadalajara, near the region of necrophiliacs. Contrary to redneck interpretation, TAD means large geneltalia. Someone with a massive penis is considered a TAD. Female homo sapiens yearn for the extremely large man meat of a TAD.
"I was in the locker room the other day and I accidentally glanced at a TAD. That's all I can think about now. I'm not gay either. It is just that when he changed shorts it fell out and hit my foot. I pray my lady never sees it or her hole will be enlarged beyond the point where I may continue to enjoy it."
by Panties Stang March 22, 2010
"Dude, I know Christy's retarded but I find her blonde hair and snotty nose hot! I gotta get me some of that!! She's special!!!
So what if I'm a retardophile."
So what if I'm a retardophile."
by Panties Stang March 21, 2010