The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express
. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
An extremely hairy and revolting pussy.
Damn son, I wanted to hit that, but that hoe's grizzly was out of control!