PV Person's definitions

eurofascist

An anti-Brexiteer (remoaner) who thinks that everyone should be forced to think like they do, and that the democratic will of the UK people should be ignored, and that we should rejoin the EU.

I just mentioned to Bob how nice it'll be to be an independent country again, and went off on a huge rant!! I guess he's a Eurofascist!

by PV Person November 28, 2020

plaguestan

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.

I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid.
Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!

by PV Person July 18, 2021

Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022

Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

by PV Person June 30, 2021