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Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.
"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."
by PV Person August 4, 2022
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plaguestan

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.
I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid.
Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!
by PV Person July 18, 2021
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Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
by PV Person February 25, 2022
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Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
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