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Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
mugGet the Ready salted avoidancemug.

eurofascist

An anti-Brexiteer (remoaner) who thinks that everyone should be forced to think like they do, and that the democratic will of the UK people should be ignored, and that we should rejoin the EU.
I just mentioned to Bob how nice it'll be to be an independent country again, and went off on a huge rant!! I guess he's a Eurofascist!
by PV Person November 28, 2020
mugGet the eurofascistmug.

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)
Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)
by PV Person December 13, 2014
mugGet the ear typingmug.

daddy handles

A slim girls' pelvis, Which sticks out to provide to handy handles
I made good uses of my slim girlfriends' "daddy handles" last night whilst taking her from behind
by PV Person June 3, 2015
mugGet the daddy handlesmug.

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