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Definitions by PS4 Pro is awesome

PlayStation 4 Pro 

Arguably the greatest game console of all-time. It even has a feature where you can shove your dick in the disc drive and it sucks you off, so you can divorce your wife.
My mom just hanged her self in front of me, but who cares? I own a PlayStation 4 Pro!

German Blow Job 

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.
Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?