2 definitions by POLACK

I think the ugliest woman I ever saw was the convenice store clerk's sandwich. Ugh.
by POLACK October 28, 2004
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A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.
John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
by POLACK September 4, 2020
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