3 definitions by PAMELA WOOTEN
Bald fake ass bitch, who doesn't know basic anatomy. She needs to learn what life means and not go after dickheads who have bowl cuts. A girl who only has the talent of making fake friends then later dropping them. She is fake but sometimes she can do very crackhead energy things. She likes to portrait as a furry. She is identified as god and deserves more than she got.
"OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL NAMED TIFFANYS SNAP STORY? IT'S OF THIS GUY DOING THE HEADS AND SHOULDERS"
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 26, 2020
That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 26, 2020
This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.
"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 26, 2020