P.L.U.R. kind friend's definitions

Paperwork

Something the police says they have too much of so they don’t write you up for smoking weed

Paperwork canna

by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 2, 2018

Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 3, 2017

bad stuff

Drugs.

ie. weed, addy, yayo, cat piss, ghb, x

Pothead1: My parents are going to be home, so no bad stuff.
Another Person: I hate weed.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 17, 2018

SNL

1) Acronym for San Francisco, New York, and Los Angeles. {SfNyLa}. I would say, the most multicultural, global, and thus influentual and rewarding cities in the United States. The only cities that I would ever live in (again) in this country. Please know I mean no offense to any other place and love to visit there!!

2) Saturday Night Live

I can see myself calling SNL or some other 'special'/(global) cities my home.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend July 15, 2017

Driver

A man or woman that you hire to drive one of your personal vehicles (usually a sport/luxury one) because you will not, cannot, or need not drive yourself . This is different from a limousine driver.

My grandfather got Parkinson's and we insisted that he no longer drives; he hired a driver. -my dear g-pa

The CEO is greatful for his driver. He can use the extra time to cram for the meeting he has in midtown. -a major corporation

3) I got pulled over doing 185,
I lost my license, now I don't drive. -some old ass rock song

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 22, 2017

Glue Gun

The best type of gun. Gun that creates and fixes things is best type of gun. You could try to rob a bank with a glue gun - it’s never been done so it will work for

It’s hot, sticky, stringy, gooing -fun.

Glue guns are cool but after while the goo will yellow which is kinda yuck. Also books.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend May 25, 2018