Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 03, 2017

A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 01, 2017

Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

sola

n. An arrogant teacher;

Dude my video teacher is such a sola, he thinks he's like all pro n'crap!

by P.L.U.R. kind friend January 05, 2008

Glue Gun

The best type of gun. Gun that creates and fixes things is best type of gun. You could try to rob a bank with a glue gun - it’s never been done so it will work for

It’s hot, sticky, stringy, gooing -fun.

Glue guns are cool but after while the goo will yellow which is kinda yuck. Also books.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend May 25, 2018

Driver

A man or woman that you hire to drive one of your personal vehicles (usually a sport/luxury one) because you will not, cannot, or need not drive yourself . This is different from a limousine driver.

My grandfather got Parkinson's and we insisted that he no longer drives; he hired a driver. -my dear g-pa

The CEO is greatful for his driver. He can use the extra time to cram for the meeting he has in midtown. -a major corporation

3) I got pulled over doing 185,
I lost my license, now I don't drive. -some old ass rock song

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 22, 2017

Shoebox

A critical term for a micro studio "its cozy" apartment. Particularly ones in cities where land value increased so much that old buildings sub divide prior units.

I've never been lived on the East Coast but the term also applies in San Francisco (maybe Honolulu) - not LA (home) or Sea. I pay 2.5k for 500 feet^2 so I walk to stuff, reach stuff my pad without walking, being near the wimonz, and my job.

They exist in Asia/Europe too but they don't am-English there so they use a different word, I assume.

1) Hate roommates? Can't afford Penthouse? Shoebox.

2) You should come out here to the Midwest and you won't have to live in a shoebox.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 23, 2017