A statistic

What you become if you die from drunk driving.

The crane operator dropped her payload on the drunk truck driver who is now just a statistic.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 01, 2017

Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 03, 2017

sola

n. An arrogant teacher;

Dude my video teacher is such a sola, he thinks he's like all pro n'crap!

by P.L.U.R. kind friend January 05, 2008

Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

Paperwork

Something the police says they have too much of so they don’t write you up for smoking weed

Paperwork canna

by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 02, 2018

Glue Gun

The best type of gun. Gun that creates and fixes things is best type of gun. You could try to rob a bank with a glue gun - it’s never been done so it will work for

It’s hot, sticky, stringy, gooing -fun.

Glue guns are cool but after while the goo will yellow which is kinda yuck. Also books.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend May 25, 2018

KakaoTalk

Cross mobile chat app. Developed in Seoul, Korea because SMS is major rip off there. Includes super cute emojis.

I'll KakaoTalk you the address later.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 15, 2017