bad stuff

Drugs.

ie. weed, addy, yayo, cat piss, ghb, x

Pothead1: My parents are going to be home, so no bad stuff.
Another Person: I hate weed.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 18, 2018

Paperwork

Something the police says they have too much of so they don’t write you up for smoking weed

Paperwork canna

by P.L.U.R. kind friend May 05, 2018

Pronoun

Someone asking you what pronouns you prefer - it is a jargon phrase for identifying your gender. Ie male, female, neutral, etc.

Example pronouns: He, Him: she, her; shme, sheer, and sometimes... it.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend November 28, 2017

Beer snob

A rare type of person who drinks beer for other reasons than taste and or inebriation.

Due to the lower cost of beer, there are less of them than wine snobs.

In the age of craft beer, this term is being used in temporary English.

Beer snob: You don't like X type of beer? You are not a true beer lover!
Beer lover: Let me enjoy the beer I enjoy?

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

Shoebox

A critical term for a micro studio "its cozy" apartment. Particularly ones in cities where land value increased so much that old buildings sub divide prior units.

I've never been lived on the East Coast but the term also applies in San Francisco (maybe Honolulu) - not LA (home) or Sea. I pay 2.5k for 500 feet^2 so I walk to stuff, reach stuff my pad without walking, being near the wimonz, and my job.

They exist in Asia/Europe too but they don't am-English there so they use a different word, I assume.

1) Hate roommates? Can't afford Penthouse? Shoebox.

2) You should come out here to the Midwest and you won't have to live in a shoebox.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend September 23, 2017

Noodle

Pool/beach toy. A tubular foam like object. Up to 6 feet long and 6 inches in diameter.

Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.

I siphoned a bunch of water in my noodle and then I squirted it in my sister's face.

by P.L.U.R. kind friend October 03, 2017

Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
T_T 🎻

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017