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Goochbag
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1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a
five
mile run and
sweaty
sex.
2.
Karl Rove
"Your boss
never
told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he
fired
you?" What a total
fucking
goochbag!
Goochbag
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P Sizzles
October 21, 2008
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