Definitions by P Negnar

commodecibel 

The sound(s) people make when in a stall in a public restroom to let you know they are there

So I walk into the airport restroom and the dude coughs, his commodecibel, to let me know he’s there

commodecibel by P Negnar March 20, 2024

curping 

Typically heard from the boomer or grandparent crowd. It's the sound they make when they burp and cough at the same time.

Thought I would have to call an ambulance to the restaurant as my Dad could not stop curping.

Jeezus, I had COVID and then tried to eat pizza, curped up a storm.

curping by P Negnar October 20, 2021

sound check 

An audible fart with no accompanying smell.

Basically if you rip one and someone hears it and it does not smell THAT is a sound check.

Ever since I went to a plant based diet I can sound check almost anywhere.

"You just crop dusted me !" "Wait for it....see? Nada, total sound check."

sound check by P Negnar April 12, 2021