2 definitions by Owen & Ed Collaboration

to pand

To mill about and do nothing for the sake of it - commonly mistaken for "lethargy" and "apathy" but is actually a mixture of both.
Also known as "apathargic"

Ed: Yo Owen, what are you up to?

Owen: Nothing much, I think I might just pand for a while.

Ed: Ah true say! "To pand" - the sweetest verb in the English dictionary! I might just join you for that!

by Owen & Ed Collaboration May 2, 2006

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006