Hobo dollar whore

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.
Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.
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Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
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Slutaliar

A slutaliar tries to downplay their sexual escapades in order to not appear like such a ho.

Also another term, A slutaliar lies about everything someone who lies so much they are also known as a pathological liar.

Can also be shortened slutaliar, when you want to say someone is such a liar

Someone who lies about banging chicks he hasn't and is a slutaliar

A Slutaliar manipulates women with sympathy in order to go out with him
I'm sick of him, he's a slutaliar. He is such a liar he lies about what he had for breakfast.

Yo I like this girl but I think she is a slutaliar, I found her on plenty of fish and seeking arrangement and yet she says she's into me only.

Don't be a slutaliar everyone knows your such a liar anyways your making it worse by continuing to make shit up

DJ is a slutaliar, he makes shit up about his life to get women to feel sorry for him.
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Bridget

A perfect girl for girlfriend material, always there loyal loving and faithful. Can have blue or hazel eyes or blond or brown hair. It’s her energetic personality that gets her lots of love. People are naturally drawn to her. She may get some haters because her genuineness is such that it seems impossible.
I need a Bridget in my life as my girl
Where did you get that Bridget to be your girlfriend?
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