rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

pamperature

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.

Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.

by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023