Otto Von Coop's definitions

mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.

This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

Jackdonkey

A more polite way to call someone a jackass.

That guy is a jackdonkey.

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010