Otto Malpense's definitions

Murrin

A bacterial disease from not using deodorant.

My friend got a bad case of Murrin. PU, Onion boy!

by Otto Malpense February 8, 2025

Danky

Fresh, drippy, a synonym for being attractive and clean.

The shit that dude wears is Danky yo!

by Otto Malpense March 11, 2022

North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey

Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.

by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022

Arvis

A man blessed with a giant horse cock and a smile to match. Has glutes that could crack a coconut, if his amazing sense of humor doesn't first. Is a good listener and always offers his broad shoulders for women to cry on. Disrupts gravity with all the panties and bras that fall near him

Ever since that nigga hit the gym and got pussy, he's been a real Arvis

by Otto Malpense November 22, 2021