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Definitions by Otto Malpense

A bacterial disease from not using deodorant.
My friend got a bad case of Murrin. PU, Onion boy!
Murrin by Otto Malpense February 8, 2025
Fresh, drippy, a synonym for being attractive and clean.
The shit that dude wears is Danky yo!
Danky by Otto Malpense March 11, 2022

North Carolina Screwdriver 

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey
Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.
A man blessed with a giant horse cock and a smile to match. Has glutes that could crack a coconut, if his amazing sense of humor doesn't first. Is a good listener and always offers his broad shoulders for women to cry on. Disrupts gravity with all the panties and bras that fall near him
Ever since that nigga hit the gym and got pussy, he's been a real Arvis
Arvis by Otto Malpense November 22, 2021