Otis Kane's definitions

Kemmler

A particularly unseemly sexual act characterized by the participants willingness to participate in bestiality and fecal play. In North America, usually one partner riding a bull naked with a cowpie saran-wrapped to his cock, while the other usually "reverse-rides" the bull while simultaneously (and thrillingly) deep-throating bull cock. In other parts of the world, variations include either a human infant and pounds of Bolivian cocaine.

I thought that rodeo was sub-par until that gay couple pulled a Kemmler after half-time. Bitches up, hos down!!!

by Otis Kane April 19, 2007