Kemmler

A particularly unseemly sexual act characterized by the participants willingness to participate in bestiality and fecal play. In North America, usually one partner riding a bull naked with a cowpie saran-wrapped to his cock, while the other usually "reverse-rides" the bull while simultaneously (and thrillingly) deep-throating bull cock. In other parts of the world, variations include either a human infant and pounds of Bolivian cocaine.

I thought that rodeo was sub-par until that gay couple pulled a Kemmler after half-time. Bitches up, hos down!!!

by Otis Kane April 19, 2007

Kemmer

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt

those kemmerling's are really awsome

by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

kemmerle

A gay porn star.

John: Hey, it's Kemmerle!
Patrick: Oh yeah, it is Kemmerle!
Kemmerle: *does gay porn*

by tigbitties01 April 23, 2014

kemmerly

the type of girl who will love you with everything she has. she is sincere and she will not bullshit you. she will appreciate you care for you and make you feel extra special. kemmerly is one of a kind.

kemmerly is sincere and loving

by naughtieqt October 18, 2017

kemler

A wicked awesome person who knows where there going in life and having a good time going there.

Boy: Whoa! Do you see that kemler over there?
Girl: Yea.
Boy: They look like they are going somewhere in their life!

by wassup homies July 7, 2008

Kemmer

The definition of Awesome, Straight up bad ass, So awesome that if you combined superman and spiderman you would just get completly awesome. Therefore Kemmer is just the definition of awesome.

Hes a straight up kemmer!

by Sudukchung March 21, 2009