Oschwald Fritz Jr.'s definitions

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

Bromb

Bromb is a simple abbreviation for Big Round Oily Man Butts

P1. Hey man did you see that Bromb?
P2. Yeah man! I got rock hard!
P1. Same here dude! I wish I had a bromb…

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. March 8, 2025

Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.

P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025

Lesbianut

A woman who is voyaging the seas of sexuality’s, and thinking about becoming a lesbian.

Lesbianut, the act of a woman pondering the concept os lesbianism.

Ex. Bartisha has only ever dated men, but recently she has been thinking about becoming a lesbian.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 6, 2025

Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.

Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025