Definitions by Ornatus Horrificus

Administer Sex 

A sexual act performed upon another person solely for the benefit of the recipient of the gratification.

“I did administer sex to him so he’d quit harping and leave me the hell alone!”

Administer Sex by Ornatus Horrificus November 26, 2010

exaggerface

When news anchors embellish their reporting through sanctimonious opinion clearly displayed via their facial expression while delivering news.

Let's all watch Glenn Beck exaggerface the news.

exaggerface by Ornatus Horrificus November 15, 2010

Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

Netaphor by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010