Iggy

A useless idiot who can’t cook for shit. He’s known for being a terrible father to Alfred F Jones. He’s a lonely asshole who everyone simped for back in 2012, and he was Tumblr’s obsession for awhile.
Person: Is Iggy your father??
Alfred F Jones: Yes he left me on the street when I was a child and I cried

Person: That’s so sad! I’m so sorry Alfred F Jones from the hit anime by Hima called Hetalia!!
Alfred F Jones; ikr :(
by Original Name July 18, 2021
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Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.
Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE
by Original Name July 18, 2021
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Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name March 01, 2012
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