Or am I the Dog's definitions

dingbat

A childs toy from the 1970's that consisted of a platic table-tennis like bat with a rubber ball attached to the centre by elastic.
The ball could be hit repeatedly and always come back.

whack, whack, whack... and so on.

by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004

insomnia

Inabillity to sleep when it is appropriate.
Prolonged lack of sleep causing physical symptoms.

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!

by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004