Definitions by Ophiuchus

Fuckling 

An adorably pure but secretly super kinky sex magick partner of the tantric arts that is legendarily beyond your wildest dreams.

Would you rather be my valentine for a day, or my fuckling for a night?

Fuckling by Ophiuchus January 28, 2020

frienditude 

Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.

"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."

frienditude by Ophiuchus December 16, 2005

squenis 

A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.

This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.

squenis by Ophiuchus July 29, 2005