Definitions by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO

Buttsex 

1. The best thing ever. Anywhere.

2. The act of getting royally screwed over.

1. Minaki gave Matsuba buttsex last night!

2. Dude! The repair man really buttsexed my computer this time!

Buttsex by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

Eusine 

The Suicune researcher from Celadon, who goes to Ecruteak often to be with Morty.

Wears purple and is very short tempered. Seriously, he'll rip yer friggin head off. Not even kidding. O_o

Eusine pelted the children who made fun of Suicune with synthetic hearts.

Eusine by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

Morty 

The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.

Morty bought more crack from Falner today.

Morty by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004