manmoist

The act of a man being aroused to the point where he secretes copious amounts of precum without developing a hard-on.
1. Dude! That chick is so hot! She makes me manmoist just thinking about banging her!
by OogaBooga October 27, 2008
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ADHDH

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Happiness

ADHD Happiness occurs when someone has ADHD and has a large release of dopamine.
He is very happy. Must not have taken his ADHD medication today, resulting in a lack of crankiness and a rise in ADHDH symptoms.
by OogaBooga April 27, 2006
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rulz

An incorrect way to spell rules. Most commonly written by the lazy, dyslexic, and just plain old Down Syndrome victims.
Rulz is not a word. Unless it happens to be your last name, then I feel sorry for your 1337 wannabe parents.
by OogaBooga June 05, 2004
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VajVaj

1) Slang for vagina, on the IGN forums.

2) A vagina.

3) A word used to mean vagina, when someone is to scared to say vagina.
1) "I have a question, what does a... Ahh, vajvaj, taste like? I'm a virgin and haven't been down on a girl yet."

2) That vajvaj smells like rotting tuna.

3) "Mom, what's a vajvaj feel like?"
by OogaBooga March 04, 2004
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pro-family

1) A idea in life that home is where the heart is, and gays should not be allowed to have either.

2) A less obvious way of announcing you are a bigot. Most likely white, upper-class, and christian.
1) I'm pro-family, and gays should not be allowed to marry.

2) I'm not a bigot, I'm pro-family! Come see my white snobbish children. Hurry! Church is about to start.
by OogaBooga May 28, 2004
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christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga May 16, 2007
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Kalagianed

Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.

This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.
Q: Why does he look like someone killed his puppy?

A: Oh he got Kalagianed again.
by Oogabooga October 12, 2018
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