Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats

Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

Kyler’s Mom’s Car

The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.

Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!

by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

Erykah Badu's Boyfriend

Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids

I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple

by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024

Cormac W.

Cormac is the greatest, most popular, most beautiful, most accomplished, most fattest ass, abstract photographer in the world

Cormac W.: Yo yo look at this
*whips his phone out and takes an immaculate close-up photo with flash*
Erykah Badu's Boyfriend: OMG look at that FAAAAATTTTT Ass, but would never cheat on my bae

by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024