Definitions by Onet

Soil Sample

Any superficial act to obtain the scent of your lover before you engage in any further sexual acts. This can be done with a hand or fingers, followed by a sniff, or sometimes using the face itself by taking a sniff before inserting a tongue, finger, or penis into any orifice.

Truth be told, you can also do this on yourself after you scratch near an intimate area and sneakily bring your fingers up to your nose to identify your own situation.

I took a soil sample on Sally and everything passed, so I went right in!

Soil Sample by Onet September 18, 2026

Honeypump

When you’re a male in a male-female relationship, yet always a Bottom.

That Honeypump just proposed on Martha’s Vineyard. I wonder who will need the flower girls.

Honeypump by Onet September 24, 2021