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Jack: I go to bed at 8
Jill:I go to bed at nine suck my penis
Jack: Jill you do not have a penis
Jill: nobody gives a fuck and stop flexing your penis
Flex by One guy December 6, 2018

Bam Margera 

A little wannabe who claims he is a professional skateboarder, but his show is just him destroying stuff. He is a lowsy skater and just another asshole who every girl thinks is sexy, even though his face is about as hairy as my nuts.

A marketing tool for MTV, the worst TV station to exist, and just a tool
Bam Margera is the biggest poser to live!
Bam Margera by One Guy August 28, 2005

Livestrong 

A yellow bracelet made by Lance Armstrong. They cost $1 and 97 cents of that one dollar goes tohelping the fight against cancer. Apparently some jackasses on this site do not know what it's for. It has become somewhat of a fad but either way, it's helping the fight against cancer
I have 2 livestrongs, I never take them off
Livestrong by One Guy August 27, 2005