OnE LoVe's definitions

su phu

a dumb ass gook who stole my user name on urbandictionary.com!

Su Phu: "Lets see...I think I will make up some stupid ass definitions about dumb crap AND I will steal someone elses user name!!

The REAL OnE LoVe: "You dumb ass gook!

by OnE LoVe February 14, 2005

cummy tummy

an upset stomach as a result of a lot of jizz in your crap factory.

I must of blown 50 wads down her throat, so I gave her the day off after she complained of a cummy tummy.

by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003

french handshake

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

muscular pancake

When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.

Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!

by OnE LoVe October 16, 2004

fuckin nose

your booger holder that sometimes gets hairy sores

I got a sore in my FUCKIN NOSE!
I blew it and a bunch of hair came out and now its just a boogery scab!
FUCKIN NOSE!

by OnE LoVe November 29, 2004

crunk

dis be what lil jon and da eastside niggaz be drinkin to getz fukkked up boi!

Im fittin to drink dat crunk and get tore up from da floor up nukkaz!

by OnE LoVe December 8, 2004

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003