Definitions by Olli Kopek

phonoreconnaissance 

Phonographic / Vinyl reconnaissance, esp. for dancefloors, designed for dropping dirty beats instead of dirty bombs.

His phonoreconnaissance skills show through his turntablism and ability to shake booty as if it's his birthright.

phonoreconnaissance by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

Phonosynthesis 

The process by which phat filled wax converts sonic coincidence into dance-sick stomping grounds in orgasmic compounds, and known to dehydrate carbon-based lifeforms while accompanied by simultaneous release of "Oh!" and "Again!".

She was a Freshman minoring in Biology before she attended her first rave, where she claims to have experienced Phonosynthesis from the DJ's records. Enamored by the beauty of Vinyl, she transferred to Old School and changed her Major to PLUR-ology with a minor in Cut-n-a-Rug.

Phonosynthesis by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

Methargy 

1. Abnormal alterness, Crazy and different. 2. A state of consciousness resembling a deep lack of sleep.

She claims that methargy is an inherited condition for which she blames her bumptious behavior and lack of sleep. We think it's the crystal meth she snorts everyday...

Methargy by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010

Phonosphere

The surface of a phonograph, esp. of your favorite record.

When he spins records, he tends to get lost in his own phonosphere.

Phonosphere by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010