An okay city in an okay state. I should know, I live here.
The weather is extreme. It's now cold in May.
Crappy rappers come from Cleveland-Chip Da Ripper and Fat Al.
Lake Erie caught on fire.
Our sports teams do really well, but ALWAYS fuck up so close to finals and championships.
We have a once a year amusement park.
A Christmas Story
and Spiderman 3
and Antoine Fisher
was filmed here.
We're the heart of rock and roll.
Foreigners love Cleveland. I wonder why.