Old Man Dave's definitions

Frappy

A portmanteau of the words friendly and happy.

That is an extremely frappy little puppy!

by Old Man Dave April 16, 2025

Squart

A contraction of "squished" or "squat," and "short;" used to define an object or creature that looks as if it has been squished comically short, but without damaging or injuring the entity.

I pressed the cutting board down into the top of the loaf of bread that now it looks squart.

by Old Man Dave June 11, 2021