Definitions by Old Man

Jalupa 

A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph

My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!

Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005

chia pet 

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.

Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.

chia pet by old man November 16, 2004

Dhari

A very tempermental person that gets mad over little things. Swears at you if you can't explain things to him right away. Probably drives a camaro Z-28 and listens to hip-hop music. Thinks he is a gangster.

Probably someone who wears armani exchange clothing.

Dhari by Old Man December 10, 2003

Old Gloris 

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

Old Gloris by old man December 9, 2003