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Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
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Girl
: Is that a weed
Guy
: No this is a crayon
Girl
: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that
a weed
"no its a
crayon
" im calling
the police
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
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Old Chicken Nugets
May 22, 2019
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underfresh
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underFRESH
everything
is a damn
remix
just what are them
glasses
like WTF
UnderFRESH is so
cool
so
cool
underfresh
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Old Chicken Nugets
February 1, 2019
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underfresh
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Just
where to
begin Damn REMIXES of
everything
and wtf are them
glasses
tho
Your as
fresh
as underfresh
underfresh
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Old Chicken Nugets
February 1, 2019
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