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Definitions by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler

Mexican Revive 

A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing
Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
A name based off of Shuaib (shuaib-ur), a prophet in the Qur’an. The prophet was known for being “the eloquent preacher amongst the prophets” because he was, according to traditions, was granted talent and was well-versed in his language. It is stated that the person was appointed by god to be a prophet to his people.

Nowadays, the descendant of the name, Shoebur, doesn’t stand to have much of a meaning besides the fact that it’s associated with Shuaib, however, people of that name are generally martyrs, the ones who stand above all else, and often find great success in life. In a way, they’re like a current-day prophet.
Homie: Holy shit. Is that Shoebur?
Bro: Goddamn, it is. That man is a goat.
Homie: Hope he doesn’t forget us when he makes it.
Shoebur by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler November 22, 2021
“Yo, do you see daquan over there? He’s sniggering.”
When you have a mindless fuck session with someone of great importance to you.
Oh yeah, I was caking Stacy last night after prom.”