Definitions by Ol' Ky Dad

friend of coal 

White girl who, for whatever reason, prefers the dark meat (black men).

"Uh, oh, I just spent $20 on drinks for Cindy and she's leaving with Toby. She must be a friend of coal."

friend of coal by Ol' Ky Dad November 11, 2009

Nigger egg

Synonymn - A bowling ball.

"Luther is clearly dumber than a sack full of nigger eggs."

Nigger egg by Ol' KY Dad November 11, 2009

Ass shake 

Place a straw in the hole of one's ass and insert the other end of the straw in someone's mouth. Works well with ass chili or butt mud.

Steve should have known not to pass out, everybody gave that boy an ass shake.

Ass shake by Ol' Ky Dad March 20, 2009