Ol' KY Dad's definitions

Ass shake

Place a straw in the hole of one's ass and insert the other end of the straw in someone's mouth. Works well with ass chili or butt mud.

Steve should have known not to pass out, everybody gave that boy an ass shake.

by Ol' Ky Dad March 20, 2009

Nigger egg

Synonymn - A bowling ball.

"Luther is clearly dumber than a sack full of nigger eggs."

by Ol' KY Dad November 11, 2009

friend of coal

White girl who, for whatever reason, prefers the dark meat (black men).

"Uh, oh, I just spent $20 on drinks for Cindy and she's leaving with Toby. She must be a friend of coal."

by Ol' Ky Dad November 11, 2009