Ohmaqe's definitions

mike oxbig

sounds like "my cock's big"

Woman: hi, whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: I dont give a damn about your cock you fucking pervert.

Man (to himself): This always happens. Fuck me.

by ohmaqe February 24, 2009

coud

pronounced (ca-ood)

its how black people say "cold"

its fucking coud out here

by Ohmaqe December 14, 2008

Grandbig

Grandbig is your Big Brother's Big Brother when you're in a fraternity

My Grandbig is a dick

by Ohmaqe February 18, 2009