9 definitions by Ohio driver
by Ohio driver September 5, 2019
this is the feeling of dehydration and overall malaise that you get in the morning after eating half of a box or more of Sunshine brand Cheez-Its.
you're late again! what's up?
oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.
Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from
oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.
Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from
by Ohio driver February 2, 2012
this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.
by Ohio driver July 24, 2011
this word is pronounced like emotional, but the "sh" in emotional is replaced with an "f" sound in emofunnel, which is a combination of emotional and funnel and describes a person who is not only emotional but also likes to draw others into her or his web of emotions in the manner of a vortex or a spider lures prey to the inner linings of its web. Like a liquid into a funnel, you are too far in once you're involved with an emofunnel. it can be an adjective or a noun.
--Did Sheila tell you her sob story about how she spilled milk on her wedding dress?
--Yeah, how ironic is that, that she's crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. She loves that crap.
--She is such an emofunnel. (Or, alternatively, one could say, She is so emofunnel.)
--Yeah, how ironic is that, that she's crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. She loves that crap.
--She is such an emofunnel. (Or, alternatively, one could say, She is so emofunnel.)
by Ohio driver January 6, 2012
this is a combination of delicious and hellacious that describes something that is extremely tasty or pleasurably spicy or hot but that you know you shouldn't be eating because of its poor effects on your health, especially digestion.
Man, those hot wings are dellacious, but I can't help myself. They taste so damn good, and I know I'll be tearin' up the toilet in a few hours.
by Ohio driver December 21, 2011
This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 26, 2017
when you have so many tabs and so many windows of your internet browser open that it is affecting the performance of your computer and the browser itself.
I had 7 windows of my browser open and 347 tabs open in my main window. I couldn't even get the mouse to move on the screen so I just filed for browser bankruptcy.
by Ohio driver March 29, 2015