Oh the insanity...'s definitions

mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

Squee

A squealing noise that pigs make.
A noise made to express glee.
A character from a disturbing comic.

1. "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!" -guy from 'Deliverance'
2. "SQUEEEEEEEEEE it's my favorite bishonen!"
3. Squee and Schmee are scary.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

-ness

Used to change an adjective into a noun.

Random-ness, Bishonen-ness, Ugly-ness, Scary-ness

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

dummy smack

A smack used on people that have just said something ignorant, uncreative, just plain stupid, etc.
A person that is so stupid that they deserve a smack.

.......................................................................................dummy smack.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003