Definitions by Oh my my

Banned in 30 states 

Simply not allowed

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn

Banned in 30 states by Oh my my February 20, 2015

5'6" 

You're too tall for kiddy play areas, you're too short to see the stage at a concert...face it, 5'6" sucks. I know this because I am 5'6"

Ryan: Hey, what's the problem?
Remy: I got concert tickets, but I can't go
Ryan: How come?
Remy: Get real. I'm 5'6", I won't be able to see! I would just go to the kiddy play area, but I'm too tall for that shit apparently. Prrrrffffffftttt.

5'6" by Oh my my February 20, 2015

Bullshitter's remorse 

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.

Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty

Bullshitter's remorse by Oh my my February 19, 2015