Definitions by Oh Shit I'm Dead

* 

What people like to put in the middle of words like fuck and shit and cunt and bitch for some reason

"You're a f*cking c*nt, you b*tch.Eat my f*cking shit."

"I can't understand what you're saying because you're censoring so many letters!"

* by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005

Cigar 

The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.

It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.

Cigar by oh shit i'm dead February 5, 2005

fuck you 

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

fuck you by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

appetite for destruction 

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.

1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

appetite for destruction by oh shit i'm dead February 3, 2005

2001 

All I have to say is HAL is a scarier character than any gay fucking Freddy Kruegar.

Holy shit, HAL used that pod to throw that dude into deep space. What a badass motherfucker!

2001 by oh shit i'm dead January 31, 2005

boxers 

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.

Boxers seperate the men from the boys.

boxers by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

karate 

the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies

Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.

karate by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005