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Definitions by Officer nipples 42

Mayflower3000s

A modern slip on shoe that is black in color, low cut, and has a silver buckle affixed to the top of it. Typically worn by young professional females in an office environment who don’t realize it makes them look like a 1600s era pilgrim.
“Yo! Did you get a look at the new girl in accounting? She’s hot but she’s rockin those goofy ass ‘Mayflower3000s’. Girl looks like she just hopped off the Mayflower to approve our timesheets!”

Textpectations

When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.
Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?

Testamoaning 

When you are having sex in a courthouse, i.e. courtroom/ judges chambers/ jury deliberation room, and the girl/ man starts to moan as a result of the sex.
"How did court go for you the other day?" ..."DUDE! I totally banged the hot court clerk during recess!"

"WHAT!?Didn't you have to be quiet?"..."Na bro, I totally had her Testamoaning"

snow moan 

A sexual move that is performed outside in winter weather. The man makes a small snowball and inserts it into the woman's vagina without her knowledge resulting in her making a sound akin to that of car tires traveling over packed snow, or a moaning sound.
Dude! I took Ashley behind the ski hill yesterday and made gave her a snow moan!
snow moan by Officer nipples 42 January 18, 2017