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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

Lieshitter

Do you remember that one kid who would always make up insane and over-the-top lies about themselves to look cooler and you always believed them because you were in Kindergarten/1st Grade and were too gullible to realize they were lying? Yeah.

Person 1: "Remember that girl who INSISTED she was a shapeshifter but 'couldn't prove it' because she 'can only shapeshift on weekends'? What was her name?"
Person 2: "Yeah, her name was Cheryl."
Person 1: "Dude, Cheryl was such a lieshitter."
Person 2: "Yeah."

by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022