Pushing up Daisies

Being dead. Kicked the bucket. Gone. Out. Done-zo.

Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2-... Where is Guy 2?"
Guy 3: "He's pushing up daisies."
Guy 1: :(

by OctopusProbably April 01, 2022

Lieshitter

Do you remember that one kid who would always make up insane and over-the-top lies about themselves to look cooler and you always believed them because you were in Kindergarten/1st Grade and were too gullible to realize they were lying? Yeah.

Person 1: "Remember that girl who INSISTED she was a shapeshifter but 'couldn't prove it' because she 'can only shapeshift on weekends'? What was her name?"
Person 2: "Yeah, her name was Cheryl."
Person 1: "Dude, Cheryl was such a lieshitter."
Person 2: "Yeah."

by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022