Jafaaaaar

Jafaaaaar

Verb

To Jafaaaaar: (Pronounced: jah-far)
The act of initially staying on track or following a plan, only to veer off course dramatically and unexpectedly. The emphasis on "faaaaaar" signifies the extent of deviation from the original path.

Person 1: "Hi I'm alwahsh, whats your name"
Person 2: "I identify as Zoniasfaleiaphobia"
Person 1: "Did you just Jafaaaaar me bro?

Example 1

Person 1: "Do you like seatbelts? "
Person 2: "You just gaslit me."
Person 1: "ok......"

Example 2

Person 1: "What grade did you get on your project?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I was almost done, but then I Jafaaaaared into a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up watching Ben Shapiro videos for three hours because I love him very much."
Person 1: Ok but that's not what I asked...

Example 3

Boss: "We need this report by noon, can you handle it?"
Employee: "Absolutely, I'll get it to you in time." (Five minutes later) "Oops, sorry, I just Jafaaaaared into a meeting about why the alwahsh is the sexiest man alive"

Remember kids be a Jafar not a Jafaaaaar.

by Obomba Lomba February 29, 2024