Definitions by OTG Lmao

Wank of Shame 

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

Wank of Shame by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

eGirl Syndrome 

A temporary cure for depression, where a male eDates a female, the relationship often lasting one or more month(s) in which the patient feels as if his depression has been cured. When the patient is relieved of his eGirl Syndrome, his depression returns, but ten times worse.

Im happy when I'm with her. Fuck, I think I've come down with eGirl Syndrome

eGirl Syndrome by OTG Lmao January 27, 2019