3 definitions by OMGdude
Taking care of business. Doing what you wanted to accomplish and then some. Doing badass things while being a badass.
Douche #1: Dude, what was your Saturday like?
Douche #2: Man, I went to Keira's house and I was totally layin' thumbtacks!
Douche #2: Man, I went to Keira's house and I was totally layin' thumbtacks!
by OMGdude November 8, 2015
Based off the term "libtard"
A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
A globetard is someone who lives in the fantasy that thinks the idea of globalism would work. A globetard spends his or her or whatever it identifies as (because it commonly identified as something that's not real) saying that the idea of a world government would work because everyone would work together to eliminate the evil bankers and elites, and everyone would prosper. Commonly points to the EU as an example, although ignoring the fact that the EU was built up by the elites. Also, they live on the notion that everyone loves everyone and with the press of a button, they will end racism and discrimination. Usually between the ages of 12-21. Usually college student who picked a terrible major, or a middle schooler/high schooler who thinks their idea can change the world. Or a high school teacher who just wants the benefits and a bigger paycheck.
Kid #1: Yo bro, a world government could totally save us! Like all the leaders of the world come together like the EU! We could crush the elites and end inequality! Bro we can do it!
Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.
Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!
Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.
Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
Smart Kid: Why would the leaders of the world who already took huge loans of money from the elite to create wars and chaos across the world, come together for peace and harmony? Maybe we should just shrink the size of the government so it has less power, so the elites can't dominate it anymore.
Kid #1: Bro? Bro? That's racist you bigot! This is the future! Progress bro we're gonna unite and the world will be beautiful!
Smart Kid: You're honestly such a globetard. You live in a fantasy world where you think everything can work out with a huge and powerful government.
Kid #1: *doesn't have the mental capability to respond as they were utterly destroyed by facts
by OMGdude July 2, 2016
Not to be confused with the race card.
A racetard is the specific person that uses the race card. A racetard will find a way to make any situation racist. This has been in the news a lot with African Americans, and native Americans, accusing the Caucasians of being racist, using their races history as a way to validate their argument. This isn't just for African American people either, other cultures are known for bringing up their rough pasts to justify calling everyone racist.
A racetard is the specific person that uses the race card. A racetard will find a way to make any situation racist. This has been in the news a lot with African Americans, and native Americans, accusing the Caucasians of being racist, using their races history as a way to validate their argument. This isn't just for African American people either, other cultures are known for bringing up their rough pasts to justify calling everyone racist.
Person #1: Did you hear about the robbery at the store?
Person #2: Yeah cops shot that young man cause of his skin color! Racist pigs!
Person #1: Bro I think he was armed and fired at them!
Person #2: Man that's what they want you to think! He was black therefore it's a racist crime! The damn whities always trying to kill the black man. Remember slavery?!
Person #1: Oh I see. What about the white man shot down yesterday for drugs?
Person #2: Yeah man that's different ya see he had drugs.
Person #1: You are such a racetard.
Person #2: Yeah cops shot that young man cause of his skin color! Racist pigs!
Person #1: Bro I think he was armed and fired at them!
Person #2: Man that's what they want you to think! He was black therefore it's a racist crime! The damn whities always trying to kill the black man. Remember slavery?!
Person #1: Oh I see. What about the white man shot down yesterday for drugs?
Person #2: Yeah man that's different ya see he had drugs.
Person #1: You are such a racetard.
by OMGdude July 2, 2016