OG grandma 's definitions

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

Ronald

What you are called when you are born in a McDonald's bathroom

I gave birth to my son in a McDonalds bathroom and even though his name is Aaron we call him Ronald

by OG grandma March 30, 2015