A phenomena becoming more frequent amongst white women with big noses. These said white women think by getting a nose piercing that their beak is somehow going to look smaller. When, in fact, it just makes their nose look that much painfully bigger.
Dude 1- Sweet Jesus, checkout the snow cone on that girl!
Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 28, 2015
A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.
Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015