O.G. Junior Mint's definitions
A phenomena becoming more frequent amongst white women with big noses. These said white women think by getting a nose piercing that their beak is somehow going to look smaller. When, in fact, it just makes their nose look that much painfully bigger.
Dude 1- Sweet Jesus, checkout the snow cone on that girl!
Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 28, 2015
Get the Snow Conemug. An expression to describe something so outrageously weird, attention baiting or deliberately absurd that only hipsters could be behind it.
A free range, organic, vegan, peanut butter and jelly taco stand?!?!? What the hip is going on here?!?!!? She claims to play lead xylophone in a Run DMC cover band. What the hip is that all about!?!!?
by O.G. Junior Mint May 26, 2015
Get the What the Hipmug. A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."
Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
Get the Instagrammug.