secret handshake

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.

She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007

bobby dazzler

A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.

Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007

red dawn

Short and sweet. Any butt sex that results in blood stained sheets.

A teary eyed girl woke up and realized she had been Red Dawn'ed

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007