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Definitions by Nutty irish sicko

A.S.P.C.T.S. 

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats
A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome 

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces
Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street