Definitions by Nunya B.

Shahab 

A recovering drug addict who is really a nice guy once you get past his cold and aloof exterior. Has trouble trusting people. A genuine diamond in the rough. Rated "Very Superior" by the state of California, true story. Despite that rating, screws up his relationships.
Also, the name of Iran's inter continental missile. No relation.

Did you lie to your girlfriend about dropping out of school to shoot smack? Don't pull a Shahab.(Sorry Lauren)

Shahab by Nunya B. October 28, 2008

Paper bag test 

The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.

"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."

Paper bag test by Nunya B. August 14, 2008

white people's hours 

Wake up by 8am, Monday through Friday, 9-5pm, in bed by 12pm. You know, because white people have jobs to go to as opposed to blacks who are on welfare and sleep in past noon

You say you're looking for a job but you're not keeping white people's hours.

white people's hours by Nunya B. January 15, 2008